I’ve had a migraine all day. It feels like an upset stomach in my head. My brain is going to throw up.
Where would that go? Maybe it already did and there’s nowhere for that stuff to go, and it’s squishing my brain. Why is no one reporting this in medical journals?! Somebody should get on that.
I’m pretty much a zombie. Advil, Tylenol, Aleve. It still hurts. I just don’t care as much. Do painkillers do this to everyone? I’m all wonky.
Actually, a zombie probably wouldn’t feel pain. Or do they? Would I feel better if I were deader? But then my limbs would probably fall off. Kind of a trade-off, I guess.
Know what’s a funny word? Ornery. Sounds like a bird. An Oriole. Or Ornithology. Orville the Ornery Ornithologist should be a thing. Should be a children’s book. I should do that after I finish writing my last brilliant idea:
Blueballs the Eternally Frustrated Pirate and His Crew of Seasick Seamen.
Heh.
Ow.
I should not try to work tonight.
EDIT:
Holy crap this teapot has a helm it’s a Game of Thrones teapot. O.o
disregard the prologue 
March 31st, 2013 at 5:45 pm
I’m sorry you had a migraine, but dang girl, this is hilarious stuff! I giggled for several minutes. Love your sense of humor. Always a good time on your blog.
March 31st, 2013 at 5:58 pm
Funny, I was just coming on here to write a post apologizing for that. Glad someone had a good time with it, anyway! 😉
March 31st, 2013 at 10:17 pm
I liked it. No apology needed. 😀
October 24th, 2013 at 12:22 pm
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