Do you struggle with your procrastination skills? Feel like they’re not up to par, feel like you’re not maximizing your procrastination potential? I may be able to help. You see, I once felt that way, myself. Then I discovered the magic of Writing Sex Scenes. Yes, my friends, there’s nothing to stall my creative output like having to wrangle words to create sexual tension and bring characters together in a way that’s both moving and genre-appropriate, giving readers what they want without grossing anyone out or making things awkward.
Since I started writing this morning, I’ve found more ways to procrastinate than I ever thought possible! Sweeping the floors, making more coffee, oops too much sugar need new coffee, Cracked.com, Facebook, abusing hashtags on twitter, composing a blog entry for Memorial Day (tomorrow, in Newfoundland), hey that couch cushion is crooked again… guys, I could put this shit off FOREVER.
So take it from me. If you feel your procrastination is just not what it could be, find a scene like mine to work on*, and you will discover skills you never knew you had!
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*could be something different for you: fight scenes, emotional crap, whatever. YMMV.
disregard the prologue 
June 30th, 2013 at 4:45 pm
Yeah, the more difficult the scene, the cleaner my house…
June 30th, 2013 at 8:04 pm
Truth!
July 1st, 2013 at 10:30 am
I was away much of the weekend, so I’m playing catch-up. Girl, my middle name is procrastination. I am the founder of the club and also its president. But I don’t have vaccumed floors to show for it.