If you have no sense of humor, don’t like having fun, or are very easily offended, you can skip this one. For everyone else, I offer my favourite game.
Eat Poop Now Cat: Easy, fun, insane, and no one loses. Well, you might lose control of your bladder if that’s a thing for you. It happens.
I almost never get to play this one, because it really only works with groups larger than four people. If you have a group like that, though, give this one a shot. I’ve played with my parents, my grandparents, and friends much closer to my own age, and it’s been hysterical every time.
Eat Poop Now Cat is… well, first of all, is probably not the original or proper name for this game, but it’s how I was introduced to it, and it works for me. It’s sort of a combination of Telephone and Pictionary.
Here’s how we do it:
Everyone needs a piece of paper and a pen. That’s it. Each player writes a sentence (ANY sentence) at the top of the page, and you pass to the player on the left. That player draws a picture of that sentence, trying not to take up more than a few inches of vertical space. That player then folds the paper, hiding the original sentence but leaving the picture visible, and passes to the left again. The next player sees the picture, and writes a sentence based on that picture.
Every paper is moving at the same time, so every player should be drawing or writing at the same time.
Play continues this way, passing in one direction, always folding so that only the previous player’s sentence or drawing is visible, until the papers get back to their original player, or until you run out of room. The only condition is that you ALWAYS end with a sentence written, not on a picture. Then pass one more time.
Then it gets fun. You might have had a few titters, giggles, guffaws or “WTF?” looks before this, but here’s the payoff. One by one, the players unfold their papers and read out loud the original sentence, and then the final one.
The first round, if people are learning the game, might be a bit tame. Give it another round. I have never played this and NOT had things get either ridiculous, nonsensical, surreal, or dirty, depending on who I’m playing with. Always play multiple rounds, and be sure to pass in the opposite direction on each round to keep things interesting.
Examples? Of course I brought examples!
This is what your papers will look like at the end. Sentence, drawing, sentence, drawing, etc. And no worries if you can’t draw. It makes things SO much more interesting!
Language in this first one…
Here we’ve gone from “three blind mice miss their tails” to “Three blind mice versus the martians.” I think it has summer blockbuster potential. You cans see the progression, though. It’s… interesting.
This one made my dad laugh harder than I’ve ever seen before. We went from “Wendy thinks Sean Connery is hot” (which is the sentence my dad wrote) to “The Titanic had seasick Ghostbusters at a reasonable temperature, broken bits of thing made it snow on Santa, who looked a bit like GIR,” which he had to read out loud.
“You can’t read my poker face” became “An angry hedgehog is trying to read his book while a zombie teacher tries to hypnotize children to say zzzzzz.”
OK, so it’s funnier when you’re involved in the game. Really, give it a try ASAP. Good times.
One more? OK, but fair warning: gnomes and dildos ahead.
“Butterflies and snapdragons are man-eating zombies” morphed into… “Dead zombies, bludgeoned by lawn gnomes were observed by a half-witted child, jumping rope,” by way of “Three people were dead, but some jump rope and nosediving brain splatter followed by two gnomes with a dildo lead to only two people being dead.”
Well, we preserved the zombies, anyway. So to speak.
Yes, there is a board game something like this, the totally-less-interestingly-named Cranium Scribblish. But why would you want to do that when you can have hilarity like this at a fraction of the cost? And also, you get to say “Eat Poop Now Cat” to your friends. Wicked icebreaker.
If any of you do try this out, please, PLEASE share your results and report back to me!
August 15th, 2013 at 11:26 am
I can’t wait to play!
August 15th, 2013 at 1:14 pm
Next time we’re in town?
August 15th, 2013 at 12:26 pm
We played this game at school but called it a different name. It’s very fun. Alas, I don’t have permission to share the sheets I kept. But some messages wen through almost intact!
August 15th, 2013 at 12:32 pm
It’s always so disappointing when that happens. 🙂
August 15th, 2013 at 1:46 pm
I LOVE THIS GAME!!! I love playing it the best though when you and Katelyn are involved. Somehow or other I always pee myself and end up crying…which is strangely o.k. in this situation. 🙂 Rock On woman with square boobs! LOL
August 15th, 2013 at 3:33 pm
This looks like fun!
August 15th, 2013 at 4:55 pm
Oh my god, those are some hilarious results! I have to remember this game 🙂
August 20th, 2013 at 1:56 pm
My family plays this game, too! Only we call is Telephone Pictionary, but I like your name better. 😉 Also instead of folding the paper, we just pass a stack of small papers, so after you look at the writing or the picture, you put that top page at the bottom of the stack and draw/write on the next blank page. But essentially the same game, and you’re right, it’s always hilarious. 😉
August 21st, 2013 at 8:38 am
How did I miss this? Hysterical. I can see many friends and family having a ball with this.