So, I’m planning to make a turkey dinner today. I wouldn’t say with all of the trimmings (which here in Newfoundland often includes salt meat and a side of turnips), but I’ll mash some potatoes, do stuffing (stovetop) and attempt gravy. Why am I telling you this? Because I find cooking boring, so I’m going to tweet the whole thing, starting now. If this turns out to be a disaster, at least there will be entertainment value in it, right?
Feel free to follow along, tweet back with advice or snarky-yet-good-natured comments, and enjoy what will almost certainly devolve into a prime opportunity for schaudenfreude. Someone might as well enjoy this…
(No, this is not my first turkey, but it’s like a wedding. SOMETHING always goes wrong.)
I’m @kate_sparkes, and I’ll use the hashtag #turkeydinner, unless someone has a better suggestion, and only when I remember to use it.
TO THE COOKATORIUM!
disregard the prologue 
September 12th, 2013 at 11:54 am
I tweeted. 🙂 Good on you for getting a turkey ready! I have no idea what I’m going to have for dinner. I just ate breakfast.
September 12th, 2013 at 12:24 pm
I don’t even know why I’m doing it, other than the fact that I want stuffing. The kids won’t even eat any of it. Might get me out of cooking for a few days, though, if leftovers hold out.
September 13th, 2013 at 11:08 am
How did it go???
September 13th, 2013 at 11:10 am
*burp*
But now I’m stress-eating turkey and stuffing. I don’t think I’m supposed to talk about it, but this morning is insane.
At least I have something to stress-eat, right?
September 14th, 2013 at 1:34 am
MMMM Turkey. I could eat Turkey every day. *sigh* Ha! I’ll surprise my wife with a turkey to cook this weekend… he he he 🙂