Her: “So what’s with so many houses around here not having front porches or steps? It’s a 2-10 foot drop on most of them… I’ve seen second-story doors with nothing but air underneath.”
Him: “I dunno. I guess they don’t use them. Newfoundlanders just prefer to use the back door most of the time.”
(awkward pause)
Her: “So do you think that’s why they needed monetary incentives to increase the population?”
Him: “Never speak to me again.”
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Kate Sparkes was born in Hamilton, Ontario, but now resides in Newfoundland, where she tries not to talk too much about the dragons she sees in the fog. She lives with six cats, two dogs, and just the right amount of humans.
USA Today bestselling author of the Bound Trilogy (mature YA Fantasy), Into Elurien, and Vines and Vices. Writing dark, decadent, and deadly Urban Fantasy as Tanith Frost.
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