Her: “So what’s with so many houses around here not having front porches or steps? It’s a 2-10 foot drop on most of them… I’ve seen second-story doors with nothing but air underneath.”
Him: “I dunno. I guess they don’t use them. Newfoundlanders just prefer to use the back door most of the time.”
(awkward pause)
Her: “So do you think that’s why they needed monetary incentives to increase the population?”
Him: “Never speak to me again.”