Butt Skidmark Dragon Boat

We’ve done this before, yes? I love looking through the search terms that have brought people here. Just a couple for today. It’s Monday, I’m tired.

It’s Monday, right?

Search terms in regular type, my thoughts (if any) in italics.

• do i need to read the prologue in the night circus  –  Don’t be lazy. Always read the prologue. Yes, I get the irony in me saying that. Ha, ha.
• i’m happy that i disturbed   –   What? Or whom? Or that you are disturbed? I need more information.
• white+collar+a+first+grade+product  –  ha! Remember when we had to search like this?
• should you watch the prelogue prior to season one of spartacus  –  Darned if I know. Next!
• blogs by aspiring writers   –   Who are you, and what do you want? Stop looking at me like that.
• Amy snow sex scenes  –   you sick bastard
• butt skidmark dragon boat   –   This is what I should have named by blog. Dammit!
  
• im an idiot  –   you don’t say?
• i’m not that good for making a prolog  –  Reeeeally.
• why are instant cappuccino’s bad  –   Oh, we’ve actually discussed this! Good job, Google.
• socks for chickens  –   Not here, but I wish you luck in your quest. Please report back ASAP.
• if your not wanted, your disregarded  –   It hurt me to read that.
• migraine funnies  –   Yes. Hilarious. -_-
  
• the weirdest things about mounties  –  Oh, the things I could tell you. Kidding! Perfectly normal…
• maus quotation and whatnot  –   Is “and whatnot” a legitimate search thing? I do hope so!
• naked disney princesses short stories  –  OK, I already said this, but: You sick bastard.

I dare you all to search these on your own time and tell me where else they take you. I’m scared to look.