Butt Skidmark Dragon Boat

We’ve done this before, yes? I love looking through the search terms that have brought people here. Just a couple for today. It’s Monday, I’m tired.

It’s Monday, right?

Search terms in regular type, my thoughts (if any) in italics.

  • do i need to read the prologue in the night circus  –  Don’t be lazy. Always read the prologue. Yes, I get the irony in me saying that. Ha, ha.
  • i’m happy that i disturbed   –   What? Or whom? Or that you are disturbed? I need more information.
  • white+collar+a+first+grade+product  –  ha! Remember when we had to search like this?
  • should you watch the prelogue prior to season one of spartacus  –  Darned if I know. Next!
  • blogs by aspiring writers   –   Who are you, and what do you want? Stop looking at me like that.
  • Amy snow sex scenes  –   you sick bastard
  • butt skidmark dragon boat   –   This is what I should have named by blog. Dammit!
  • im an idiot  –   you don’t say?
  • i’m not that good for making a prolog  –  Reeeeally.
  • why are instant cappuccino’s bad  –   Oh, we’ve actually discussed this! Good job, Google.
  • socks for chickens  –   Not here, but I wish you luck in your quest. Please report back ASAP.
  • if your not wanted, your disregarded  –   It hurt me to read that.
  • migraine funnies  –   Yes. Hilarious. -_-
  • the weirdest things about mounties  –  Oh, the things I could tell you. Kidding! Perfectly normal…
  • maus quotation and whatnot  –   Is “and whatnot” a legitimate search thing? I do hope so!
  • naked disney princesses short stories  –  OK, I already said this, but: You sick bastard.

I dare you all to search these on your own time and tell me where else they take you. I’m scared to look.


About Kate Sparkes

Kate Sparkes was born in Hamilton, Ontario, but now resides in Newfoundland, where she tries not to talk too much about the dragons she sees in the fog. She lives with six cats, two dogs, and just the right amount of humans. USA Today bestselling author of the Bound Trilogy (mature YA Fantasy), Into Elurien, and Vines and Vices. Writing dark, decadent, and deadly Urban Fantasy as Tanith Frost. www.katesparkes.com www.tanithfrost.com View all posts by Kate Sparkes

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