January 16, 2014

From the “Boy Aisle” at Rossy…

Guys, the cars-and-trucks-and-action-figures aisle at Rossy… it’s just wrong on so many levels. And yet so very right…

“Convulsion Enter” is going to be the title of my first foray into Erotica. Called it!

(“Luster Surface could be the heroine!)

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“Unbelievable Stimulation” will be the sequel. There will be plastic parts. Just FYI.

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Kate Sparkes was born in Hamilton, Ontario, but now resides in Newfoundland, where she tries not to talk too much about the dragons she sees in the fog. She lives with six cats, two dogs, and just the right amount of humans. USA Today bestselling author of the Bound Trilogy (mature YA Fantasy), Into Elurien, and Vines and Vices. Writing dark, decadent, and deadly Urban Fantasy as Tanith Frost. www.katesparkes.com www.tanithfrost.com View all posts by Kate Sparkes

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8 responses to “From the “Boy Aisle” at Rossy…”

Steve
January 16th, 2014 at 1:27 pm

This stuff is incredible!

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- Kate Sparkes
  January 16th, 2014 at 2:06 pm
  
  Isn’t it, though?
  
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Phillip McCollum
January 16th, 2014 at 2:28 pm

Ahahahah. Toy-inspired porn. Make sure you don’t leave out the fire-new.

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- Kate Sparkes
  January 16th, 2014 at 2:29 pm
  
  Gosh no. That’d be so hot.
  
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sknicholls
January 16th, 2014 at 3:32 pm

My granddaughter loves princess stuff, but she goes straight to the boy aisle at Walmart…She also has a thing for hot cars!

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Jae
January 16th, 2014 at 4:21 pm

If it’s a new type of fire-new then WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! 😉

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Ricarda
January 16th, 2014 at 6:17 pm

Why does this sound like android porn to me? I think I shouldn’t eat that final donut, the sugar is starting to do weird stuff with my brain again…

“Luster moaned at the unbelievable stimulation his plastic parts provided. Never had she dreamed of having an android lover, but here she was, screaming in ecstasy at the fire-new in her loins…”
That what you have in mind?^^

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- Kate Sparkes
  January 16th, 2014 at 11:24 pm
  
  Pretty much!
  
  I can’t believe that paragraph was inspired by Engrish toy packaging, and it’s still better writing than some best-selling erotica. Well done, you!
  
  “…the fire-new in her loins” would have to be on the cover somewhere.
  
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