Guys, the cars-and-trucks-and-action-figures aisle at Rossy… it’s just wrong on so many levels. And yet so very right…
“Convulsion Enter” is going to be the title of my first foray into Erotica. Called it!
(“Luster Surface could be the heroine!)
“Unbelievable Stimulation” will be the sequel. There will be plastic parts. Just FYI.