Anybody know what time it is?
TOY TIME!
And this week we’ve got a whole lot of beauty for you. Why? Because…
This is a beautiful and happiness world! Obviously.
“The pretty girl
Very cute
Happy smile
They bring us happiness
Let us
Enjoy new fashion
Experience Fresh Feeling”
Well, they stole Barbie’s box art. I guess we couldn’t expect them to stretch beyond the beauty-as-happiness, smile-for-the- OH SWEET JUMPING ELEPHANTS, WHAT IS THAT THING?!
I… I just… I don’t even…
Well, that went from beauty to unearthly creepiness in a heartbeat, didn’t it?
I’m going to go hide under the blankets on my bed and try to sleep that one off.
Ugh, forget it. She’s just going to haunt my dreams. Note to self: Never sleep again.
*shudder*
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(Worried you might have missed an Engrish/Rossy post? Take a mosey on over here…)
disregard the prologue 
January 24th, 2014 at 9:37 am
Looks a little like the Red Queen from Once Upon a Time in Wonderland. At least the middle ‘Happy’ one does. The one on the left is obviously doing a Nicki Minaj impression.
January 24th, 2014 at 10:34 am
The one on the left is creeping me the f*&# out… so yep, pretty good impression!
January 24th, 2014 at 10:45 am
I sent the pic to a friend as a ‘wake up’. Got a the response: ‘kill it with fire!’ So some entertainment was gained from this toy. 🙂
January 24th, 2014 at 10:46 am
HAHAHA, that’s perfect!
January 24th, 2014 at 11:16 am
The one on the left certainly looks crazed. I don’t think she’s using her happiness world as prescribed by her doctor.
January 24th, 2014 at 11:20 am
Seriously! She got a bad batch of happiness world, or something.
January 24th, 2014 at 12:44 pm
I have never seen a doll with her hand on her hip! That is too much like my mother.
January 24th, 2014 at 1:53 pm
Meth head Barbie is so pretty. So, so, pretty? Anyone remember that episode of Saved By the Bell when Jessie was taking speed or something and Zach wouldn’t let her sing in the show? And she was like, no, I can totes sing. I’m so excited… I’m so excited… I’m so…
Yeah, that pic kind of feels like that. Something like the evil twin version of Pixar. *shudder* Aaah, great Friday start with an Engrish post. 🙂
January 24th, 2014 at 1:55 pm
Saved By The Bell reference?! Jae wins the Internet today!
January 24th, 2014 at 2:02 pm
Yay! I like winning! As a bonus, here’s that exact scene. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bflYjF90t7c
January 24th, 2014 at 2:04 pm
Dude, that made me tear up a little.
I still prefer the speed-freak-out scene in Empire Records, but this was pretty touching.
But then, I’m a bit emotional today. 😉
January 24th, 2014 at 3:24 pm
Love the Empire, but always a soft spot for SBTB.
January 24th, 2014 at 10:36 pm
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January 25th, 2014 at 5:56 pm
I think my favorite line is “Experience Fresh Feeling.” That made me laugh out loud. And those “happy” dolls with their bent arms look very creepy.