It’s time now for another wousing wownd… er, rousing round of “how the heck did you end up here?”
In other words, we’re going to see what searches have led people to this blog over the past month or two, because it’s fun, and because I like to try to be helpful and answer search queries, even if they have nothing to do with me.
Let’s see what we’ve got here:
Kate Sparkes torn release date (4 variations) – hooray, I can help with that! Kind of! Still winter 2015. Still February or early March, depending on editing and such. Probably up for pre-order a few weeks ahead of time, but I’m still deciding on that. Thoughts?
Bound/Bound Trilogy Kate Sparkes (5 variations) – again, I can help! *points to cover image at top right corner of page* All of your info is there.
witch order to read the amy snow books – Ooh, can’t help there. My Amy Snow is probably not the one you wanted. Hope you liked pictures of our zombie elf, though! Zombie… not witch.
how to make nescafe cuppacino so its not lumpy – Okay, this sounds random, but I can actually help. I assume this person found the right post. Just remember: TINY WHISK THINGY.
rated r fairy tales stories on wattpad/ – Sorry, mine’s just PG13. But it has vampires… I hear Anne Rice has some explicit fairy tale stuff. Still need to check that out. But not on Wattpad.
read bound by kate sparkes online free – Sorry. Chapter one is up there *points to “free fiction”, and you can get a larger sample on Amazon, but right now you have to either buy it (such a good deal) or risk viruses and crushing guilt on a pirate site. Thanks for your interest, though! Let’s be friends.
ant’s storage of fungus harvests – I assume you saw this post. Sorry it wasn’t more helpful. Do check out the insectarium if you’re ever in Deer Lake, though. Lovely fungus ants.
fruits kiss kids – not a month goes by when someone doesn’t get here via this search or something similar. I hope my post was appropriately creepy.
pool rusted from bottom flooded basement insurance won’t cover – Damn, that sucks. I feel your pain. It was our septic tank, not a pool, but I get the insurance thing. I can’t help, but I get it. I do. I posted about it here.
“the barmaid didn’t offer her name to me” – She didn’t to Aren, either! Too weird!
dildo dad – I… um… Okay, I think we’re done here.