It’s time now for another wousing wownd… er, rousing round of “how the heck did you end up here?”
In other words, we’re going to see what searches have led people to this blog over the past month or two, because it’s fun, and because I like to try to be helpful and answer search queries, even if they have nothing to do with me.
Let’s see what we’ve got here:
Kate Sparkes torn release date (4 variations) – hooray, I can help with that! Kind of! Still winter 2015. Still February or early March, depending on editing and such. Probably up for pre-order a few weeks ahead of time, but I’m still deciding on that. Thoughts?
Bound/Bound Trilogy Kate Sparkes (5 variations) – again, I can help! *points to cover image at top right corner of page* All of your info is there.
witch order to read the amy snow books – Ooh, can’t help there. My Amy Snow is probably not the one you wanted. Hope you liked pictures of our zombie elf, though! Zombie… not witch.
how to make nescafe cuppacino so its not lumpy – Okay, this sounds random, but I can actually help. I assume this person found the right post. Just remember: TINY WHISK THINGY.
rated r fairy tales stories on wattpad/ – Sorry, mine’s just PG13. But it has vampires… I hear Anne Rice has some explicit fairy tale stuff. Still need to check that out. But not on Wattpad.
read bound by kate sparkes online free – Sorry. Chapter one is up there *points to “free fiction”, and you can get a larger sample on Amazon, but right now you have to either buy it (such a good deal) or risk viruses and crushing guilt on a pirate site. Thanks for your interest, though! Let’s be friends.
ant’s storage of fungus harvests – I assume you saw this post. Sorry it wasn’t more helpful. Do check out the insectarium if you’re ever in Deer Lake, though. Lovely fungus ants.
fruits kiss kids – not a month goes by when someone doesn’t get here via this search or something similar. I hope my post was appropriately creepy.
pool rusted from bottom flooded basement insurance won’t cover – Damn, that sucks. I feel your pain. It was our septic tank, not a pool, but I get the insurance thing. I can’t help, but I get it. I do. I posted about it here.
“the barmaid didn’t offer her name to me” – She didn’t to Aren, either! Too weird!
dildo dad – I… um… Okay, I think we’re done here.
disregard the prologue 
September 9th, 2014 at 9:30 am
This prompted me to check my own search terms . . . I think someone is writing fan-fiction with my characters.
September 9th, 2014 at 9:31 am
I think that would be cool. 🙂
September 9th, 2014 at 9:39 am
It’s oddly specific too. Apparently my male lead is a gigilo in his off time. 🙂
September 9th, 2014 at 9:42 am
Well, congratulations! Sounds like you have an interesting fan there. 🙂
Ever wonder which of your characters would get shipped in fanfic? I know I have some potentially interesting ones. Not that I think about that…
September 9th, 2014 at 9:54 am
I wonder about some, but a few people have already told me their choices. There’s a lot of readers who want Nyx with Luke instead of his current triangle.
September 9th, 2014 at 9:55 am
No spoilers, but would you ever be swayed by reader preferences in something like that? Or is everything pretty firm in your mind?
September 9th, 2014 at 10:42 am
The ending of the love triangle keeps jumping back and forth, but only because I’m not sure. I leave some things flexible to my whims. As for the other relationships, I tend to have them planned out. Unless I see something works better than what I have planned, I probably wouldn’t change it.
September 9th, 2014 at 9:37 am
Dude, I am totally taking the advice on the whisk thing with the cappuccinos! (For I am uncultured swine who drinks the Nescafe sachet stuff but not real coffee, and I buy the variety pack and get stuck with 5 cappuccinos, which are gross, but the others are all quite nice, so I keep doing it).
September 9th, 2014 at 9:44 am
The whisk really does help! Ours came with the boys’ toy kitchen (and yes, I permanently borrowed it), but I’ve seen them sold with hot chocolate gift sets at Christmas, and I GUESS you could find one in a town with cooler stores than mine has. 🙂
I only like the light Cappuccino one. I should have mailed you the box of mocha ones I bought but didn’t like enough to use.
September 10th, 2014 at 1:10 am
Aww, I totally would have taken those off your hands. They were the ones that got me hooked originally, though I now also like a couple of the latte flavours as well.
I will see if I still have my $2-from-ebay-cost-more-to-post milk frother around somewhere. It had a similar attachment, so it might do the job. I got one of those hot chocolate sets a few years ago, but I think the whisks went astray.
September 11th, 2014 at 7:37 am
This is hilarious. I think I need to check what search terms bring people to my blog. BTW, isn’t there a radio interview of you somewhere? I’m looking for the link. Where’s that?