Yes, I found a new store with very much of Engrish for your infinite pleasure of perusal. Click to make the pictures bigger! Technology!
Enjoy. 🙂
“Now with severed feet!”
Holy Bratz rip-offs, Batman!
^This one was actually a cute concept: world-travelling dolls with passports and edumactaional opportunities. It’s not the best Engrish, but I did enjoy “feel the amorous of each other countries.” It’s Eat, Party, Love. I also love how in the picture two of the girls have soulless, dead eyes, while the others have sparkling little reflections. Whatever countries they’re representing, I think it’s safe to assume that the zombies have won.
“Transcend B/O” Don’t we all wish…
Engrish toys have the best back-stories. Seriously.
Sucking up AND the hard sell. This one wins.
disregard the prologue 
May 23rd, 2013 at 11:46 am
Ha, ha!!!! Bratz is right. They look like Stepford Wives. And that first product was just . . . weird. Likable body parts to see? And looking at the type on that Castle back story . . . sigh. I need bifocals!! At least there are unicorns. “Get it now!”
May 23rd, 2013 at 11:56 am
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May 23rd, 2013 at 12:52 pm
My first comment must represent all the mad giggling that is happening now. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (second comment forthcoming)
May 23rd, 2013 at 12:55 pm
Why is it a lot of foreign languages translate that phrase “prepared for you” so often? I have prepared these notes for you. Have they prepared your suitcase? Why is it they’re so attracted to this word prepared (and magical forests??) By the way, that magic castle story is pretty good. I like it when wizards cast magical castles into forests with angels, etc. (The etc. part about killed me!). Have you seen the show Eureka? So is this castle like Sarah?
May 23rd, 2013 at 6:26 pm
I love the BO patrol boat, but the knock-off My Little Ponies are scary!!
May 23rd, 2013 at 6:26 pm
Aren’t they?!