Here we go again! I’ve been collecting pictures every time we stop by Rossy, aka Fakie Central. I just haven’t been posting. Enjoy!
Healthy new fashion! New concept of beauty! Sounds exciting right? Maybe a realistic body image, or…
OH DEAR LORD, LOOK AT HER LEGS.
Apparently this healthy new fashion has no room for frivolities like knees and muscles. THESE THINGS MATTER NOT IN THE HEALTHY NEW FASHION!
WHY AM I YELLING?
Stylish dolls series deserve most to collect!
Wow. Disney is going to slap a bitch (with a lawsuit, obviously). They’re not so keen on the whole copyright infringement thing, y’know?
*headdesk* Now you’ve done it. You’ve stolen the font. THE SACRED DISNEY FONT.
Does anyone else think it looks like the Princesses are experiencing problems with the water pressure in the Royal Showers? Their hair seems to be lacking in that unrealistic bounce and poof thing they usually have going on.
Let’s see what else is happening with this particular product…
OMG THERE’RE TOTALLY 3FUNCTIONS, GUYS! 😀
I should wrap this up. There’s more for another time, but I need to sort through the BOUNTY OF PHOTOS to make sure I’m not re-posting anything you’ve all seen before. To finish up, let’s have a rip-off from another company– not Mattel or Disney this time, but Hasbro, makers of my beloved My Little Pony:
*shudder*
Knock off toy and stolen box art from my least-favourite generation of ponies. I never would have thought they could be creepier than the Hasbro versions. I was mistaken.
Aww, guys. She loves the collo. Loves it SO DAMN MUCH.
For anyone who can’t read it, that bottom portion reads: “Special Style- Design for the children all are fangled and in the high quality welcome you use our products.”
Well, as long as they’re all fangled… I’ll take one of each. Thanks.
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*Yes, I use the term “Engrish” to cover badly-phrased translations from various countries rather than labelling them separately by origin. It’s just easier, and this seems to be the most widely-recognized term for the phenomenon. And no, I’m not mocking, though I do find it amusing, and I’m sure I’d do far worse if I had to translate something into another language from English. I just love it.
disregard the prologue 
January 10th, 2014 at 8:49 am
All of your creepiness are belong to us.
January 10th, 2014 at 9:41 am
Please don’t stop! This was one of the best…keep us up to date with the Disney Infringement lawsuit if you see anything please! Wow,
January 10th, 2014 at 9:48 am
Reminds me of when I go to Chinatown in NYC. So funny that you make the owners think you’ll buy the product.
January 10th, 2014 at 9:52 am
Somebody must be buying this stuff. Not me, but someone.
January 10th, 2014 at 9:53 am
I know a few people who buy them because they’re cheap or think it’s funny.
January 10th, 2014 at 12:26 pm
Oh, this is one of my favorite posts I’ve read in a long time. That is just fantastic! 😀
January 10th, 2014 at 12:29 pm
Glad you liked it! There’s more coming next week. 🙂
January 10th, 2014 at 7:27 pm
What are that pony’s hind legs even doing?! I LOL’d pretty hard at “totally 3 functions! “
January 10th, 2014 at 7:39 pm
Yeah… Sadly, the Hasbro versions of those ponies were in the same position. Because baby ponies crawl, I guess? I dunno, they went through a super weird phase, there. O.o
January 10th, 2014 at 7:52 pm
I’ve always been a HUGE collo fan. Need to pick up that last one. It’s sooo me.
January 10th, 2014 at 7:53 pm
Right? I think they only has the bathtub/mobile thing one, though, no collo. 😦
January 10th, 2014 at 7:55 pm
I am so disappoint.
January 10th, 2014 at 8:01 pm
Me, too. I’m crazy for collo.
January 10th, 2014 at 8:34 pm
Ah haha this is hilarious! “I Love the collo!” … I can’t stop laughing. 😀
January 10th, 2014 at 9:10 pm
Who doesn’t love the collo, really? ^.^
January 16th, 2014 at 4:26 pm
I also love the collo. I play the collo when I gotta hollo about you would with happiness. I don’t know how I missed these when they were posted. WORDPRESS! You got some ‘splainin’ to do. Kate, you know I would visit just to go to Rossy. Some day when you’re a big time author, you need to do a Rossy give away. “Signed copy of my book and one item from Rossy.” The crowd would go wild!
January 16th, 2014 at 4:33 pm
Haha, seriously! I’m planning to do a tea giveaway. I’ll have to throw some Engrish products in there some time. 🙂
January 16th, 2014 at 5:10 pm
And if you ever come across the cross-stitched Rainbow Brite pillow I had a dream about, I wants it!
January 19th, 2014 at 3:13 pm
Now that’s what I call a thigh gap!
February 4th, 2014 at 5:04 pm
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